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Homeware Star Wars - Darth Vader Talking Cookie Jar
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It makes so much sense. Cookies are evil for diets. Darth Vader is evil. Darth Vader is made of cookies. We don't know how we didn't make the connection earlier. We're sure that it's just a fact that George Lucas didn't want to include in the movies. Or maybe he did and the National Cookie Lobbyists forced him to take it out. We're depending on you, geek friends. Find that alternate footage of Darth Vader getting injured and leaking chocolate chips and sprinkles.

This cookie jar is shaped like the helmet of everyone's favorite Sith Lord. Better yet, when you tip back the lid on the jar, you'll hear a sound file of Darth Vader breathing. Unfortunately, you'll have to supply the cookies yourself. We may have a direct line to the Dark Side, but they haven't yet given us access to the cookie materializer. Too ripe for abuse.

Product Specifications

Darth Vader Talking Cookie Jar

Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
When you lift the lid, it plays the sound of Vader's breathing from the original trilogy
If that doesn't help you with the diet, we don't know what will
Batteries: 3 LR44 1.5v button cell (included & replaceable)
Dimensions: 8 1/2" tall x 6" wide x 8" deep

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