Changes are Coming!

Ladies and gentlemen, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or even good night! 

Whatever time of day we've caught you at we hope you'll enjoy the news we have to share. Starting from April, discount codes are changing! We have expansive plans to make our membership scheme even better and reward your loyalty even further! 

Going forward, our best discount codes will be distributed via email to our loyal members via newsletter. So if you would like to join the scheme (it is free after all!) all you need to do is subscribe to the newsletter. (see picture to the left)

This nets you 5,000 points and a Bronze Membership! If you need help claiming your Bronze membership, please email who will be happy to assist. Please read on below for all the awesome benefits of joining our loyalty programme! 

We're still working out the final details of our masterplan, so look out for updates in the near future :-) 



Misty March!

As we await the coming of spring, here is a picture of a nice warm cuppa to take your mind off the snow! 

Whilst we are here, please find below your March discount code (you enter the code at the checkout, where it says "Have a discount code? Click here to apply it") 

MUGOFTEA - Minimum spend £30 (inc VAT)+ for £2 off , any department

Not applicable to Pre-orders or Wholesale customers. Does work with sale items (red priced items). One use per customer only. Expires 31st March 2018

Terms and Conditions

The Terms and Conditions (please read)

Unless stated, all codes are one use per customer only and cannot be used with pre-orders, sale items (items with their prices in red) or other promotional offers. Only one discount code can be used per order. If you have joined our free membership scheme 3% cashback is applied against the final amount paid from bronze members and above. If you have any trouble getting your codes to work, please email or call (UK) 01303 278109 for assistance.

Discount codes are not applicable to wholesale customers. Discount codes do stack with the Silver Members' 2% discount and the Gold Members' 3% discount. Minimum spend includes VAT. 



Our Loyalty Scheme members will have exclusive discount codes just for them - if you haven't seen your discount code email yet, check your inbox now! And if you're not a Loyalty Scheme member yet, sign up right away and you'll get even more discount codes to use, as well certain automatic benefits every time you shop with us! These benefits stack with all discount codes, to give you an even better deal! And if you buy enough with us, you'll move up to the next level of our Loyalty Scheme and your benefits will get even better! Here's what you get:

Bronze Members3% cashback (3% of the previous months' spend paid in e-wallet funds on the 1st of the month to use against a new order)

Silver Members3% cashback and 2% automatically deducted from the prices, compatible with the discount codes, and an exclusive discount code each month

Gold Members3% cashback and 3% automatically deducted from the prices, compatible with the discount codes, an exclusive discount code each month, and free fast track expedited service on orders over £50

Fast Track


It is very true at Chaos Cards that we have a large following of loyal customers. In part this is due to what we believe is one of the best loyalty schemes on the market. So we are really pleased to announce that the gold membership scheme is about to get even better!

Gold Members will now see the Gold Member Fast Track shipping option appear when checking out. This gives free next weekday delivery on orders over £50 (inc VAT) operating Monday to Saturday.

The option is free and while not guaranteed (no compensation available for missed deliveries), 95%+ of shipments should arrive on time, even at the weekend.

The service is in Beta test mode as we put different courier companies through their paces to determine who can provide the most cost effective and efficient solution for you. We would appreciate any feedback (via the contact us page) on the couriers you encounter using this service.

If this trial is successful, it will likely be rolled out to all our customers going forward. But we like to reward loyalty, so our Gold Members will be the first to benefit, as we really do appreciate your custom.

*This option is only available to UK addresses

Free Delivery


At Chaos Cards we know there is only one thing you love more than great prices, and that is free delivery! That is why, if you are a U.K customer and you order over £20 (inc VAT) we will ship your order to you absolutely free of charge! {usual delivery time 3-5 working days}

It gets better still, order over £30 (inc VAT, again U.K customers only) and we will ship your order on a tracked value delivery service for free instead! {usual delivery time 2-3 working days}

Alternatively, if you are planning a significant spend, £180 (inc VAT) or more, then we offer free next working day delivery (Monday - Friday, U.K Mainland only ~ excludes Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands, Isle of Wight)

The free delivery options are available on the checkout page before you pay, usually there is a value in the discount column equal to the delivery charge, so that you do not pay a penny.

You are of course welcome to pick and choose your delivery options. We offer a wide selection to offer value to our customers wherever they are based, with Royal Mail options set up for Northern Ireland, Isle of Wight and the Scottish Highlands.

For our International customers, we offer competitive rates through many couriers. The website will tell you the price at the checkout.